Saturday, October 31, 2009

Connect the Stories

LONDON Saturday, October 31, 2009 Reuters reported that Six people fainted on board a British Airways flight from Newark Liberty Airport to London's Heathrow Saturday The plane landed at Heathrow's Terminal Five shortly after 6 a.m. and was boarded by emergency teams, including fire brigades, that had been notified about the unusual onboard illnesses.

British Airways officials said the medical teams were called as a precaution.

Blushes over BA's new uniform 22 October, 2004 reported in aviation news who took the story from the Daily Mail
Stewardesses working for British Airways have reportedly complained because skirts that make up part of their new cabin uniform have a tendency to split.

According to a report by the Daily Mail columnist Richard Kay, there has been a "flood of complaints" on BA's internal staff website, because "as the stewardesses sashay down the aisle, their skirts have an embarrassing tendency to catch on the seats and tear".

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Balloon Boy hoax

Larimer County Sheriff's investigators presented their Balloon Boy hoax case to the District Attorney's Office
"Heene read that the Mayan calender ends on December 21, 2012 ," .
Because of that, he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe .

Iran memo to Obama


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad contemplates his reply to the UN

A glimpse into the future

In the future printers will run out of ink after printing one word and cease to function all together after the first paragraph.

Chastity police 'Girls Gone Wild' sting


Sixteen Arrested in 'Florida Chastity' Sting

It was reported on Fox News that (note the text is changed link to original article at end ...)

Florida Chastity police bust several women for bust exposure as part of a underwear sting.

After having no luck at catching real criminals, police conducted an undercover sting operation at The Mill Night Club and reportedly found women showing their breasts. and also have their breasts spray-painted.

John Didy who runs a brothel for underage girls further down the road said its nice to see the police arrest law abiding citizens for a change.
FULL STORY: Click here to read the full report from MyFoxOrlando.com.

Arnie scores ponts with some creative writing


Schwarzenegger Sends a Hidden 'F--k You' to Critic
A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco receives a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within a veto letter.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Windows 7



Updates are ready for your computer this update will help you to decide to buy a new computer for Christmas or so we hope anyway we are working in unison with some Hardware manufactures who have also shown interest in selling a whole load of unnecessary Junk.

Wipe Out

You may have noticed all previous items have been removed and and that is due to a green man knocking on my door to explain that everything to to with Mars is copyright of the Martian Film Company and any mention of little green Men (or women ) (or non-genders) is now owned by the said company..and they have paid a lot of Bribe or sorry campaign contributions to Senators and politicians to promote said company and national rights regulations

Nuclear Expert Falls From 17th Floor Of U.N. Building




British nuclear expert falls 120ft to his death in Vienna
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] It was reported that
A British nuclear expert has fallen to his death from the 17th floor of the United Nations offices in Vienna.
The 47-year-old man, who has not been named, died after falling more than 120ft to the bottom of a stairwell.
He worked for the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization (CTBTO), an international agency charged with uncovering illicit nuclear tests.
The incident happened on Tuesday as the United States, France, Russia and Iran held talks close by aimed at cooling tensions over Tehran's nuclear programme.
Four months previously another UN worker also believed to be British fell a similar distance at the same building, according to other staff working there.