The VOL -The needle in the Haystack

Our Exclusive.... Alien Civilization FOUND !

2009-11-30T00:01:00.000-08:00

PHOBOS..Chariot of Fear

Phobos [FOH-bohs] discovered by Asaph Hall, Sr. It is named after the Greek god Phobos (which means "fear") is the closer ( innermost ) of two small moons of Mars and is the larger of the two. It is 17 miles (22km) in length,. At a distance of 5826 miles (9380 km) from Mars,This is quite close so would make a great place to launch a space veichle. Phobos revolves in less than eight hours, only 1/3 the time it takes Mars to rotate on its axis. Phobos orbits Mars more than twice during each Martian day! This is because it orbits below the synchronous orbit radius of Mars.

Phobos is believed to be composed of carbon-rich rock. Due to the moon's low density, however, it is unlikely to be pure rock. It is probably composed of part rock and part ice. The Soviet spacecraft, Phobos 2, detected some type of gas being ejected from Phobos. Astronomers are not sure what is causing this, but the best theory suggests water may be escaping from the moon's interior. Phobos has no atmosphere and no magnetic field. Phobos has been photographed in close-up by several spacecraft whose primary mission has been to photograph Mars. The first was Mariner 9in 1971, followed by Viking 1 in 1977, Mars Global Surveyor in 1998 and 2003, Mars Express in 2004 and 2008, and Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter in 2007 and 2008. The only dedicated Phobos probes have been the Soviet Phobos 1 and Phobos 2; the first was lost en route to Mars, and the second returned documented, unusual data and images before failing before its detailed examination of the moon.

Phobos is essentially just a large rock potted with several craters..But we took a closer look and found some interesting items and after checking other photos the same items were found on those photos as well,maybe ther just rocks or have we descovered evidence of construction the same objects appear on several different photos..Here are the photos for you to decide..

images from NASA

Here at the Vol we took a good look at those scars or markings around the large crater (named Stickney, after discoverer Asaph Hall's wife) and we think there may be a message written here.

Did the aliens leave a message on Phobos

2009-11-29T23:47:00.000-08:00

After Studying images of Phobos we think there is a message.

The Phobus 2 Image -- Star Wars ?

2009-11-29T23:26:00.000-08:00

The 1988 Soviet Space Agency probes named Phobos II took this photo before a catastrophic failure occurred.
Russian scientists desperately tried to re-establish communication with their ill-fated probe but were unsuccessful. And suddenly all efforts to try and regain command stopped as they stared at the final image that was displayed on their giant screens inside space command. It was described as " the anomaly "

on the left is the moon Phobos and on the right is something that should not be there, The VOL does note that it may be a piece of the probe thats just been blown into space by an internal explosion.though this theory has never been put forward.

Multiple choice Question ?

2009-11-29T15:41:00.000-08:00

Your inside your house and you hear a crash like sound a few seconds after your spouse has left the house. Do you

a. Try to call your spouse on the phone.

b. Have a look out the door and seeing your spouse has had a prang rush there with your mobile phone to call for help if needed.

c. Find a suitable golf iron to break the windows if needed then rush to the scene and start smashing the windows.

Proof- severe weather is not a result of driving SUV's

2009-11-29T15:39:00.000-08:00

Journalist proves severe weather is not a result of driving SUV's

PHELIM MCALEER Quote:" It's called the weather where I come from. It's a big planet. And there's always extreme weather."

Obviously why nobody thought of that ..............!!

We are still working on our EXCLUSIVE alien civilization found

2009-11-28T09:03:00.000-08:00

We know your getting anxious so here is the first photo ...We are still cross checking our data and will publish soon.

(photo-NASA)

This story is not about Tiger Woods' car crash

2009-11-28T08:50:00.000-08:00

Famous Golf Player

Leopard Forest (Vol has changed the name to protect the identity of the individual) Two days after the National Enquirer published an article claiming the golf champ was having an affair, has apparently plowed his car into a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree the airbags in the car did not deploy suggesting a very light impact.

Police said they had no knowledge of a fight between Forest, 33, and his wife, Key,(Vol has changed the name to protect the identity of the individual ) before Forest left their house at 2:25 a.m. Friday — backing out of his driveway and plowing into a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree

. Forest was found lying in the street with his wife hovering over him with a golf club when authorities arrived at the scene,

Celebrity gossip Web site TMZ reports, citing unidentified sources, that the crash was a result of a fight between the couple, but police dispute that scenario.

The golf star had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and blood in his mouth; officers treated him for about 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.

NOT TRUE. Wife - golf club - 2.30 am!!

Police say they have no knowledge of the rumor that "They had a fight so he went out in a huff and his wife chased him down the drive wielding a golf club. Then he hit the fire hydrant and a tree and when he got out of the car to see what damage had been done. His wife smacked him over the head with the club."

Hole in one in the rough put shot over iron bunker water hazard tree swing birdie duck hook down the hole.

Evidence of Alien civilization "FOUND"

2009-11-27T04:47:00.000-08:00

We are putting this story together right now..Exclusive to the Vol .. check back soon we have some details to cross check but we believe we have found the "Smoking gun" and even a message..

Dont Worry About Global Warming

2009-11-27T04:43:00.000-08:00

If your having trouble sleeping at night because of fears of a climate disaster, We have good news for you here on the VOL ... there is less than 40 years of fossil fuel left to burn....

Blog has strange bugs.??

2009-11-16T13:28:00.000-08:00

Since trying to reveal the news of the future strange bugs appear in blog, are we being sabotaged from the future ?

TECH - STUFF not invented yet

2009-11-16T13:07:00.000-08:00

In the first interview with the Baguette we asked what is the biggest selling gadget

in the next few years, and it is a simple wii type device that plugs your treadmill

or exercise bike into your TV or Goggles so you can actually travel around without

leaving your Gym, front room whatever.

Vol Exclusive - Baguette and hot soup

2009-11-16T13:00:00.000-08:00

We Have the Baguette and it goes well with the "hot soup" . This could be a big blow for the news agencies because we might be able to bring you the news before it happens, right here on THE VOL.

CNN reports on the baguette from the future

2009-11-16T12:54:00.000-08:00

Huge $10 billion collider resumes hunt for 'God particle'

By Elizabeth Landau, CNN

November 11, 2009 -- Updated 1312 GMT (2112 HKT)

Why Recycling is bad for Climate Change

2009-11-13T12:15:00.000-08:00

Why Recycling is bad for Climate Change …..from a carbon point of view.

It’s widely accepted that CO2 levels in the atmosphere have been increasing over the last 200-300 Years, more so since the Industrial Revolution.

Once before there was life on the planet the CO2 levels in the atmosphere were much higher than today this with water and sunlight was the perfect environment for algae which started to break down the CO2 into carbon and oxygen later as the algae broke down they formed soils and with higher levels of oxygen t lead to higher forms of plant life which provided an environment for insects and animals, that reversed the process taking oxygen and producing CO2 but they retained some carbon and on death this returned to the soil eventually everything stabilized to a self sustaining eco-system.

Then came man who cut down most of the trees and burnt them (burning=Carbon plus oxygen = CO2) not only producing CO2 but limiting the ability of the trees to convert the CO2 back to Carbon and oxygen.

Then man advanced to coal and oil releasing carbon long locked in the earth into more CO2.

The immediate conclusion is that if you make a lot of artificial oil and coal and bury it in the ground we can solve the problem (ironic).

Unfortunately right now nobody is going to do that

We can define things as being good or bad for the atmosphere and that’s not the same thing as being environmentally friendly.

Some things we know like cars burning fossil fuel are bad. But we can see that plastics for example are good in that they lock in carbon, less iron and steel more plastic is a good move, interestingly recycling plastic is a bad thing the best thing to do is bury old plastic in the ground.

Those so-called environmental power stations that run off waste can also be classed as a bad idea now. The best thing to do with waste is bury it in the ground (take the carbon locked in it out of the equation.)

Polyurethane foam is a better choice for packaging because it doesn’t break down as apposed to cardboard, even re-cycled cardboard is better off in the ground from a carbon point of view.

Growing more crops planting more trees and managing CO2 emissions in relation to carbon management is our best choice.

UFO alert

2009-11-08T06:40:00.000-08:00

UFO alert

A red-faced farmer, Johnny Hewitt, has come clean after sparking a nationwide UFO sighting frenzy with a pack of illuminated party balloons.

It was reported on 30 Oct 2009 according to telegraph.co.uk and other sources that

Mr Hewitt, 35,filled a net with hundreds of the mulit-coloured helium-filled balloons containing miniature LEDs, and floated the net over his countryside home as a guiding beacon to party-guests.

But the farmer had no idea that the strange lights were attracting the attention of UFO-spotters across the county, with reported sightings being aired on local radio, TV stations and You Tube..

The Baguettator

2009-11-06T19:45:00.000-08:00

Crumbs! Baguette

4:02pm UK, Friday November 06, 2009

(Reported by Emma Rowley, Sky News Online )

The machine at the centre of the world's most expensive scientific experiment has malfunctioned again – derailed by a bit of

bread dropped by a bird.

The Hadron Collider is the £4.4bn machine that will shed light on the event that many scientists believe gave birth to the universe around 14 billion years ago, but the project has suffered a series of setbacks.

The latest saw a "bit of baguette", thought to have been dropped by a bird, fall onto machinery, causing a fault.

Sections of the machine, which fires protons round a 17-mile-long tunnel at close to the speed of light in order to smash them in to each other, then overheated.

As Reported by Emma Rowley

Is the machine self-sabotaging?

The difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself - from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature", so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it.

VOL COMMENT Does this mean the baguette is going to go back in time and destroy who ever invented the baguette !!!

Connect the Stories

2009-10-31T11:35:00.000-07:00

LONDON Saturday, October 31, 2009 Reuters reported that Six people fainted on board a British Airways flight from Newark Liberty Airport to London's Heathrow Saturday The plane landed at Heathrow's Terminal Five shortly after 6 a.m. and was boarded by emergency teams, including fire brigades, that had been notified about the unusual onboard illnesses.
British Airways officials said the medical teams were called as a precaution.

Blushes over BA's new uniform 22 October, 2004 reported in aviation news who took the story from the Daily Mail

Stewardesses working for British Airways have reportedly complained because skirts that make up part of their new cabin uniform have a tendency to split.

According to a report by the Daily Mail columnist Richard Kay, there has been a "flood of complaints" on BA's internal staff website, because "as the stewardesses sashay down the aisle, their skirts have an embarrassing tendency to catch on the seats and tear".

Film Industry

2009-10-30T06:50:00.001-07:00

Music Industry

2009-10-30T06:49:00.001-07:00

The Art of Doing Nothing -- Obama style

2009-10-29T09:06:00.000-07:00

Internet 40 Years Old Today

2009-10-29T06:49:00.001-07:00

Balloon Boy hoax

2009-10-28T12:07:00.000-07:00

Larimer County Sheriff's investigators presented their Balloon Boy hoax case to the District Attorney's Office

"Heene read that the Mayan calender ends on December 21, 2012 ," .

Because of that, he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe .

Iran memo to Obama

2009-10-28T10:25:00.000-07:00

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad contemplates his reply to the UN

A glimpse into the future

2009-10-28T09:47:00.000-07:00

In the future printers will run out of ink after printing one word and cease to function all together after the first paragraph.

Chastity police 'Girls Gone Wild' sting

2009-10-28T06:55:00.000-07:00

Sixteen Arrested in 'Florida Chastity' Sting

It was reported on Fox News that (note the text is changed link to original article at end ...)

Florida Chastity police bust several women for bust exposure as part of a underwear sting.

After having no luck at catching real criminals, police conducted an undercover sting operation at The Mill Night Club and reportedly found women showing their breasts. and also have their breasts spray-painted.

John Didy who runs a brothel for underage girls further down the road said its nice to see the police arrest law abiding citizens for a change.
FULL STORY: Click here to read the full report from MyFoxOrlando.com.

Arnie scores ponts with some creative writing

2009-10-28T06:34:00.000-07:00

Schwarzenegger Sends a Hidden 'F--k You' to Critic
A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco receives a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within a veto letter.

Windows 7

2009-10-27T16:59:00.000-07:00

Updates are ready for your computer this update will help you to decide to buy a new computer for Christmas or so we hope anyway we are working in unison with some Hardware manufactures who have also shown interest in selling a whole load of unnecessary Junk.

Wipe Out

2009-10-27T15:34:00.000-07:00

You may have noticed all previous items have been removed and and that is due to a green man knocking on my door to explain that everything to to with Mars is copyright of the Martian Film Company and any mention of little green Men (or women ) (or non-genders) is now owned by the said company..and they have paid a lot of Bribe or sorry campaign contributions to Senators and politicians to promote said company and national rights regulations

Nuclear Expert Falls From 17th Floor Of U.N. Building

2009-10-27T15:22:00.000-07:00

British nuclear expert falls 120ft to his death in Vienna
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] It was reported that
A British nuclear expert has fallen to his death from the 17th floor of the United Nations offices in Vienna.
The 47-year-old man, who has not been named, died after falling more than 120ft to the bottom of a stairwell.
He worked for the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization (CTBTO), an international agency charged with uncovering illicit nuclear tests.
The incident happened on Tuesday as the United States, France, Russia and Iran held talks close by aimed at cooling tensions over Tehran's nuclear programme.
Four months previously another UN worker also believed to be British fell a similar distance at the same building, according to other staff working there.